What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time