Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.