Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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At the university.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.