Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.