What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"