What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.