How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Flatter Jokes More Flatter Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool