Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"