Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.