What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Steal her saucer.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !