What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.