Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Previous Random Joke Next
Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze