Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "