What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !