Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.