Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.