Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.