Slow Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11