Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.