Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!