Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!