Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!