When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.