When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.