Their balls would fall out.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
A 500 bill.
My-cawk!
It's Cul de sac!
Gutterfingers!
To hide his booty.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
A Freudian slip.
Their balls will show.
Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.