Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday