Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.