Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!