Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.