Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.