Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC