Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.