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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Pol Pot Jokes More Pol Pot Jokes

What is a Cambodian's favorite meal?

Pol Pot.

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks