What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs