What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs