What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel