What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy