Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Smoke Weed Jokes More Smoke Weed Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS