Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.