What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.