What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.