Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.