Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.