Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.