Charity Jokes

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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