Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie