Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize