Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.