Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.