Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman