Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.