Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving