Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"