Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.