Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"