Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
gnocchi
Light bulbs
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Allahu Ackbar!**
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Not-a-Yeti"
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"