What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."