Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.