Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.