Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback