Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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