What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.