What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.