What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !