Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."