Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!