Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.