How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!