Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft