Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.