Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.