Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.