Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Previous Random Joke Next

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.