Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's