Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month