Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Because I shot its leg off.

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The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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Because she stole his heart

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Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you