Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.