Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.