Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.