Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.