Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.