Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."