Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.