Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."